alessoninclass:

• Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

• If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

• My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

• I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.

• My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

• Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

• Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

• Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.

• Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

• I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

• Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

• I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

• If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

• Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

• You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

• You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.

• I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

• I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

• You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!

• Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.

• Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

• Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

• Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

• Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!

• One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

• You can have the portkey to my heart.

• Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.

• I’d let you handle my wand any day!

• Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

(via a-lesson-in-class)